Realm: Journalistik - Subrealm: That we may have cider

So this past weekend we went out to Bishop's Orchards, the Pick-Your-Own commercial empire that owns most of Guildford (CT, not surrey). We brought along neighbors Stephen and Miti, that latter of whom, being from Finland, has never done the pick-your-own apples thing. She's also afflicted with an odd allergy to raw fruit--but only after a few minutes after it's been picked. So she had her first ever fresh peach, and was literally in tears of joy at the experience. And watching her being like a little kid was highly entertaining to the rest of us.
Our primary purpose, however, was not merely to provide her with this important cultural experience, nor even to acquire vast quantities of Fresh Fruit, but to purchase four gallons of ( cider )