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2013-12-18 09:38 pm
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Because I blew most of yesterday reading the archives of Questionable Content - and because today I pulled myself out of that sinkhole to actually get my students' papers graded - I now want a rubber stamp that says

WHAT THE HELL ASS BALLS


(Everyone get on my case to post about bad combinations of good things some time tomorrow.)
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2012-12-03 06:18 pm
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My checkbook arrived in the mail today--it turned out that I'd left it at my grandparents the day after TG, and then grandma mailed it to the wrong address. On examining it, I'm /slightly/ less broke than I thought, and it turns out my Dad owes me money, rather than the other way around. So good news.

Bad news: the large pile of very bad in-class essays that I now have to grade. (I guess this will be good preparation for next week, when I have a large pile of end-of-semester essays to grade. They will suck much less overall, but also be about four times longer, so that the Suck goes on for much longer.)
Time to do the dishes, brew up a cup of Evil Forest coffee,* and have a few hours of masochism...

* Named for the character/place in Things Fall Apart, this is bad homebrewed coffee with chilies, cocoa, and probably vodka. My own invention.

ETA: Aunt Sue, that was NOT a good time to call.
Also? I hate it when the essays start out bad, and then you look back at the ones you graded early on and they look pretty good, on second thought, because the ones you're dealing with now are so much worse.
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2012-10-09 09:13 pm
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This evening:
I'm drinking instant coffee. And trying to decide whether it's better or worse than the real stuff I brew.
I'm drinking coffee at all because I'm not sure how much sleep I'm gonna get. Midterm grades* are due tomorrow, and submitting those, in turn, means actually grading all the in-class essays I failed to get done this weekend. In addition, I promised myself that I would have their first *serious* writing assignment ready to go...and since I wanted to do my usual Document Analysis thang, but am now teaching world history instead of Western Civ., I have spent much of the past 36 hours bashing my head against Confucius to try to create for them a selection from the Analects encapsulating Master Kongzi's political philosophy.
All of this in addition to actually prepping for tomorrow's lecture.

...Aaand so I'm blogging. Of course.

My mind, meanwhile, has already skipped ahead to NEXT weekend, when I'll be hiking Owl's Head, aka the most hated mountain in New Hampshire, with my brother. (Although this expedition is going to be much less hardcore than I'd anticipated: with overnight temperatures of 29F forecast, Dan vetoed staying at a campsite, and is booking us a motel; and on the other hand, daytime temperatures are supposed to be non-ridiculous, and there will be NO mosquitoes.)

* We're less than halfway through the semester: it's just that Administration wants the students to have some warning about how well--or otherwise--they're doing.