choco_frosh: eating paella (Octopus)
Schreiber ([personal profile] choco_frosh) wrote2020-04-02 05:35 pm
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Unnecessary FAQ

Questions I keep asking even though I know the answer, because the answers aren't satisfying:*

Why am I cold?
Because it's cold in here.

Why is the apartment cold?
Because it's cold out, and we keep the thermostat fairly low for obvious reasons, and also the thermostat is a filthy liar, and the apartment is badly insulated and so leaks heat, which makes it feel even colder than it actually is, and it's 45 degrees and raining outside.

Why does the skin on my hands keep disintegrating?**
Because it's cold, AND because it's cold you're wearing scratchy sweaters a lot, AND you keep neglecting to wear dishwashing gloves.

* Or satisdactying.
** That may sound overly alarming: I'm just talking about my usual seasonal eczema-like thing.

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