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Mostly amusing only if you know something about the history of Anglo-Catholicism )

Also, this.

Also, there were wild turkeys walking the Freedom Trail as we walked back down Salem Street yesterday. I'd seen three toms showing off to passers-by from the windows of my bus earlier, which was a little more explicable, but in the North End??
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Audience: Wait...wait...wtf. The sitting Vice President of the United States shoots a dude?!?

Pitch: Cheney did it!

Audience [splutters] But... duel?!? And...Hamilton? [ getting more of a grip, briefly ] His former friend/fellow revolutionary war veteran?

Pitch (Ignoring the last question): Look, lots of people fought in duels. Lots of Rev.War veterans were super uptight about their honor. That actually IS how Hamilton died, after all. And we're gonna imagine, like I said, that he despised Burr's lack of rigid adherence to theory, or in fact any adherence at all. And we're gonna spend the first part of this season, like, developing all the ways how these guys each had beef with each other.
...
... That is, in between looking at how hella weird Washington is at this point. I mean, it's basically a permanent construction site in a swamp, surrounded by hastily-thrown-up boarding houses that are empty half the year, with a couple of pre-existing towns on the outskirts being all wtff. The government was pretty much the same way.

Audience: I'm still not getting over the bit where the sitting VP fuckin' drops a dude like they're gangsta rappers or something. And...Hamilton. He shoots Hamilton in the face.

Pitch: Actually, we're going to have him get shot in the gut.

Audience: [facepalm]
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OK, there's about ten things I should be doing right now, from baking someone a get-well pie to taxes to figuring out housing for the NAGCR AGM. But I got to reading the list of the U.S. presidents as snack foods, which funny and swawesome and you should read it. However, it is much too kind to Millard Fillmore who, in addition to being regularly ranked as America's worst president (present company excepted), had a second career as a professional xenophobe which everyone forgets about...

This, in turn, got me thinking about my tenth-grade history textbook, The American Pageant (edition of, yikes, like 1994.) Generally very good! But had some weird habits, notably consigning certain events to what I'm not sure is damnatio memoriae or whitewashing. Like the picture of crazed Know-Nothings "campaigning for their xenophobic, anti-Catholic candidate"...without noting that that candidate was ex-president Millard Fillmore.
Or the fact that it referred to "the assassin's bullet that killed Hamilton" without noting the famous name of that assassin.
It's like that chunk of the textbook fell out of some alternate universe where somebody else shot Hamilton.*Read more... )
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Happy Fact!

Not only were the Chevalier de St.-Georges and the Chevalier d'Éon contemporaries; not only did they actually meet at some point; but we have an actual painting of them fencing.

(No word on whether they hung out regularly or whether this was just a spectacle staged for the Prince of Wales*, but since they were both really really into fencing and both in a weird insider/outsider position in Parisian court society, it seems like they would have...)

This moment in historical black/genderqueer collaboration brought to you by my slackassitude leading me to find out whether St.-Georges/Éon had already been written. And I still don't know, because I found this instead, although it seems well-nigh inevitable.

* I had initially assumed that this was the product of some unknown-to-me visit by the future George IV to Paris, in the brief break between the Treaty of Paris and the outbreak of the French Revolution. Nope, turns out that raging Francophile never (unlike his great-nephew) actually made it across the Channel: he imported the two fencing masters to Carlton House instead. Whellp, that settles the question of whether the two of them hung out; I mean, unless they went to extraordinary lengths to avoid each other.
Now imagining the fic. where they use this visit to team up and do espionage or something.
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Moral of today's transit story:
Never assume that the fastest route is going to involve a direct bus route. Sometimes, retracing your steps back into Boston is the way to go.
Also, the last commuter rail train doesn't leave that much before the last T does.
@Lechmere

ETA: I was on my way back from the USS Constitution (re)launch party, which I'd attended for the chantey sing. We got to see it floating, but at least when I left we hadn't actually got to sing FOR it (someone had written a song specially), and I got out of there before she actually got towed out of Dry Dock #1.
And I'd come there directly from an Arisia board cookout, and there directly from CotA, so it was a long day. A good one, apart from the bit with the T.
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[A random piece of pontification that's been going through my head for a bit. Peter Brown may well have written basically this exact thing at some point. If not:]

I don’t know whether it’s a question common to historians, or common to Chinese historians, or unique to Valerie* Hansen: the question, I mean, of why China kept getting recreated, and so endures to the present day, while Rome fell and never really rose again.

The question is, on the face of it, a pertinent one. Both were empires on an unprecedented scale**; both laid the foundation of all later cultures** in their area. They originated aroundthe same time: the Qin unified China in 230-221 BC; the Romans unified the Mediterranean world starting around the same time, though it took them a good deal longer. They lasted around the same time: 438 years from the Qin conquests through their replacement by the Han dynasty to the breakup of the Han empire; 422 years from the establishment of the Principate to the definitive breakup of the Roman Empire. But after the breakup of the Han Empire, China would be (repeatedly) reunified; after Rome fell, subsequent attempts to revive the Empire (e.g. by Charlemagne) were neither particularly successful nor long-lasting. And it is this difference, arguably, which shaped the divergent subsequent destinies of Europe and the Far East. So why did this divergence come about?

Well. There are a number of possible answers to that question, and some of them are good ones. But I would say that it’s fundamentally misguided. Misguided first because it infers a degree of tautology, of monocausal explanations for events, which rarely occurs in human affairs now, and cannot (despite what many schools would wish to believe) be expected of the past. But that’s another argument.

The other reason it’s misguided is that it’s a very western view of events: Rome and its history viewed from France or Britain. By that calculus, yes, most of subsequent culture got created by or transmitted through Rome, and Rome was a spectacular 400-year one-off, which the Carolingians tried and failed to recreate. But what does the view look like from the rest of the Roman world? What does it look like from, say, Damascus, that true Eternal City?

The differences are obvious. In Damascus, the Roman Empire rules for rather longer (63 BC-AD 611, roughly). But more importantly, they weren’t the first large empire in the region: they were just the latest one. After all, in Syria
- the Romans took over from the Seleucids (though by 63 Syria was about all they had);
- Seleucus, of course, got started by taking over a chunk of Alexander the Great’s empire,
- Alex took most of his empire from the Persians (and indeed, the Seleucids occupied nearly exactly the same territory as the Achaemenids),
- the Persians took over from the Babylonians, and
- the Babylonians built their empire by first revolting against, and then taking over from, the Assyrians.

The Assyrians took Damascus in 732 BC. So give or take the chaos of the early first century BCE, the Eastern Mediterranean had been ruled almost continuously by one major empire or another for nearly 700 years before the Romans showed up.

From Damascus, then, Rome looks less like the Qin or the Han, and more like some power from outside the traditional Chinese world had incorporated a later China (or part of it) into some larger empire. Oh wait, that actually happened.

But there’s more. After the chaos surrounding Khusrau II’s invasion at the start of the seventh century, there’s only a brief pause before Syria gets annexed by another Middle Eastern empire: the Caliphate. The Caliphs rule over (and for a long time, in) Damascus through several civil wars and the replacement of the Rashidun by the Umayyad dynasty and their replacement by the Abbasids, until the tenth century. After that you have a period of regional dynasties,*** but then the Eastern Mediterranean gets forcibly reunited by the Ottomans at the start of the sixteenth century. They would control Damascus until 1918.

The Roman Empire had no real successor in Europe. In the Levant, though, the Assyrians had 2500 years’ worth.

* I mistyped this the first time, coming up with something that looked more like Valkyrie. Which would be almost appropriate, and would do her for a nickname. (I will not repeat her actual nickname.)
** Or at least that’s the common perception: see below.
*** And yes, Valerie, notable cultural vitality and so on.
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It's Armistice Day.

Let's all stop BS'ing ourselves, that's what it is. We may now use it to celebrate veterans, or all the war dead of the 20th century; but there's a reason why it's today, out of all possible days; and that's because it was 96 years (and six hours) ago that the guns stopped firing.

And in Britain, everything still stops, at eleven o'clock, in the midst of an ordinary day, to remember...well, in some ways I think cracked.com actually got it right: the point where Europe lost its World War virginity.* Read more... )
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So on a happier (or at least hopefully funnier) note, I'm in the process of working up an article for submission. No, I'm not the one I sent [personal profile] nineweaving for feedback.

This is the one I'm pitching to cracked.com.

The title of this article is going to be something on the lines of "Five Tiny Countries (and their insane origins)". As it turns out, to pitch a listicle to Cracked they want you to write up one of your proposed entries in full.
Well.
In this case, "in full" wound up being "about three times as long as it ought to be". So I'm going to try to cut it down; but I felt that I wanted to post it somewhere in its full, uncut glory.
Speaking of potential double-entendres: those of you unfamiliar with Cracked should be aware that the following is excessively loaded with profanity.

Learn about Lesotho! )
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The questions students ask, given some encouragement! The ones you can only begin to answer, partly because the answers are a tad complicated...

What culture came up with the concept of Hell?
Why did the no-self doctrine lose ground in China, while Buddhist concepts of Hell got elaborated?
Do we know how the Chinese of the Oracle Bones would have been pronounced?
Explain the differences among the Six Dynasties (between the Han and the Song)

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